What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:17

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.